...A huge bulge in the LCD screen

As the internet at home is still pretty shit, I tend to spend a lot of time at the 24 hr computer lab on campus. I need to use Google Earth for some of my assignments, and I couldn't be bothered to wait 3 hours for the aerial photo of Melbourne to load. Once you've been to the lab as often as I do, you'll get to see a lot of weird things, and a lot of these things will make your blood boil. Ok, maybe not to you, but most of the time, I get this spontaneous reaction everytime I see/hear/smell something that annoys me. It's obvious, right. You see something you don't like, you reached for the keyboard and bang the computer screen with it. Until it breaks apart. Or until you can see a huge bulge in the LCD screen.

Ok, maybe not, because most people aren't that violent anyway. But picture this: I always see the same sort of people in the labs. The loud cougher: This one is usually a girl or an asian guy, or a combination of both, i.e. loud, coughing asian girl with a cough so loud, I'd swear you'll need an earmuff just to prevent your ears from exploding. But the cough itself is not the one that bothers me. It's the fact that they don't bother to cover their mouth when coughing or sneezing or whatever. Some people need to wake up and realise that this is transition-season. The weather's getting shittier as we approach the middle of the year, and sudden change in weather is always expected in Melbourne. What I'm saying is, cover your goddamn mouth before I shove some tissue down your throat. I don't want to get sick again, especially not during this weather.

Jackass.

And I sure am not going to the gym to work out so that my immune level gets to an 'acceptable standard'. Something's wrong with that statement. Did you know that it takes a long, long time and tiring, tiring workload until you can get your body to that level? I actually did some exercise for a couple of months. You know, the usual stuff, treadmill, cardio then do 10 minutes on the weights. But then I got bored. Well, not bored, but more like: "I realised that building my body wouldn't make much of a difference to my appearance, because I'm so short people wouldn't recognize my effort anyway". Some people may recognize that I do exercise/gym/whatever, but mostly it's because they are suck-ups, huge suck-ups, or just plain assholes. e.g. "Look at those guns!" or "Cieh yg nge-gym" or "You've been working out, huh, big guy?".

The next person that calls me 'big guy' will get a swift kick to the balls.

Going to the gym sucks anyway. It's awful for one's self esteem. It's a bit like comparing the size of penises at a men's locker room. I'm not saying that I'm not much of a dude to go to the gym and show my 'guns' or whatever, it's just that I have better things to do. Like doing my assignment, or playing video games, or watching pr0ns. Hey, a man's gotta do what makes him happy, right?

Well, I'm content being a lazy bastard. So bite me.

I actually got my ego boosted this morning when me and the guys at my tute talked about our last assignment. I got a high H3 (Credit in other Uni's), and the others only got a "Oh, barely passed that one!". Man, I feel so huge right now, I think I'm going to gloat about it at a place-that-no-one-goes-to. (read: This blog).

This proves that I'm an acratard (attention craving bastard) and an ego monster. That is a nasty combination, yet most people are ego monster acratard themselves. They just don't want to admit it.

Hmm.

Putra