A 'Final Solution' to wipe out all the clocks in the world.
You know how your parents would tell you not to 'experiment' with things? I can name a few: cigarettes, alcohol, drugs, sex, tatoos, stalking a person on the internet, driving in a Jakartan rush hour with a manual transmission car, ride in an obscure and dodgy taxi in Indonesia, make love to a stranger, use pickup lines on girls, procrastinate your ass off in uni, jumping off a 2 story building and pretending to be superman, picking a fight with someone twice your size, falling in love.
Parents should warn their children to not experiment with this though: Sleeping pattern and habits.
I'd say that it doesn't matter where you sleep, you will always get the same amount of sleeping hours. I tried sleeping on the couch last night. I thought I could get that 3 hours of sleep that I've always wanted. Sleep at 6 in the morning, wake up at 9. Who wouldn't want that? Well, turns out I slept like a log, and it's a good thing that I managed to wake up at 2 in the afternoon. Just in time for my 2.15 tutorial.
Maybe the sofa was too comfortable for me. So let me rephrase that previous statement: It doesn't matter where you sleep, you will always get the same amount of hours, unless you happen to sleep on a mountain of dust.
That actually happened to me once. I fell asleep on the floor. And there were cigarette ash, cat fur and dust everywhere. I slept at 7 in the morning, woke up at 9. Hmm.
Maybe I should do that, throw ashes and dust all over my bed. Maybe that way I can wake up in time for my classes.
And oh, using an alarm is out of question. We students are at war with alarm clocks and assignments. In fact, at this very moment, I'm planning a 'Final Solution' to wipe out all the clocks in the world. And handphones with a Pussycat Dolls song as a wake-up alarm.
So parents, make sure you teach your boys and girls to not experiment with sleeping hours. Always check them after their supposed 'bed-time'. I bet they're downloading porn on the family computer while you guys are asleep. Or out partying somewhere with their girlfriends. Tsch.
Bad, bad, parents. Shame on you.
Putra
Parents should warn their children to not experiment with this though: Sleeping pattern and habits.
I'd say that it doesn't matter where you sleep, you will always get the same amount of sleeping hours. I tried sleeping on the couch last night. I thought I could get that 3 hours of sleep that I've always wanted. Sleep at 6 in the morning, wake up at 9. Who wouldn't want that? Well, turns out I slept like a log, and it's a good thing that I managed to wake up at 2 in the afternoon. Just in time for my 2.15 tutorial.
Maybe the sofa was too comfortable for me. So let me rephrase that previous statement: It doesn't matter where you sleep, you will always get the same amount of hours, unless you happen to sleep on a mountain of dust.
That actually happened to me once. I fell asleep on the floor. And there were cigarette ash, cat fur and dust everywhere. I slept at 7 in the morning, woke up at 9. Hmm.
Maybe I should do that, throw ashes and dust all over my bed. Maybe that way I can wake up in time for my classes.
And oh, using an alarm is out of question. We students are at war with alarm clocks and assignments. In fact, at this very moment, I'm planning a 'Final Solution' to wipe out all the clocks in the world. And handphones with a Pussycat Dolls song as a wake-up alarm.
So parents, make sure you teach your boys and girls to not experiment with sleeping hours. Always check them after their supposed 'bed-time'. I bet they're downloading porn on the family computer while you guys are asleep. Or out partying somewhere with their girlfriends. Tsch.
Bad, bad, parents. Shame on you.
Putra
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Ech? What gives? I can't log in to SGC.
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eh? i sent the invitation to your hotmail address. you gotta accept it, methinks.
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