In KFC, zinger eats YOU!
I have an essay due this Friday. As a result, I've been spending a lot of time at the computer lab, just chugging away in front of the computer with my iPod. Man, great fun. The best thing about doing an all-nighter at the lab is that I don't have to cook my dinner. Now, if only that's actually a good thing. The only reasonable place to eat around Uni doesn't suit my tight-ass student budget, so the only option, as ever, is KFC. And Subway.
I like KFC. Nutritious food, friendly people behind the counter and they never seem to run out of Zingers.
Not.
Eating zingers and fries for two nights in a row is not good for my digestive system. I took a shit a couple of hours ago, and fuck, I could sue KFC for the stuff that's coming out of my sewage hole.
Oh, you weren't eating when you read that, right?
I've been a loyal customer at the Grattan St. KFC for a couple of years now. It helped me through tough times (i.e. exam period), and the guys there are so nice, they're like, companions to me. Well, maybe not companion, per se, but more like guys-i-laugh-at sort of thing. I laugh at KFC employees. I mean, look at those guys at the end of their shift, all pissed off and ready to go Seung-Hui Cho at you. You can see it in their eyes, those maniacal, homicidal stares.. brr. The way they scooped the fries.. it looks like they're practicing to scoop your brain. Or something. Man, they are definitely ready to throw a zinger at you. An exploding zinger.
This one time I came in at 9.25 in the evening, 5 minutes before it closes.
"Hi, can I have a zinger?"
"WE'RE CLOSED"
Wow, thanks guys.
Putra
I like KFC. Nutritious food, friendly people behind the counter and they never seem to run out of Zingers.
Not.
Eating zingers and fries for two nights in a row is not good for my digestive system. I took a shit a couple of hours ago, and fuck, I could sue KFC for the stuff that's coming out of my sewage hole.
Oh, you weren't eating when you read that, right?
I've been a loyal customer at the Grattan St. KFC for a couple of years now. It helped me through tough times (i.e. exam period), and the guys there are so nice, they're like, companions to me. Well, maybe not companion, per se, but more like guys-i-laugh-at sort of thing. I laugh at KFC employees. I mean, look at those guys at the end of their shift, all pissed off and ready to go Seung-Hui Cho at you. You can see it in their eyes, those maniacal, homicidal stares.. brr. The way they scooped the fries.. it looks like they're practicing to scoop your brain. Or something. Man, they are definitely ready to throw a zinger at you. An exploding zinger.
This one time I came in at 9.25 in the evening, 5 minutes before it closes.
"Hi, can I have a zinger?"
"WE'RE CLOSED"
Wow, thanks guys.
Putra
2 comments:
ahaha kocak2 postingan yang ini. patah hati ya malam itu ga makan kfc? hehe
lumayan. sampe sempet dendem gak mau makan di kfc lagi..
tapi sampe sekarang masih rajin kok kesana. minimal 2 kali seminggu. hehe
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