Wearing a Country Road bag will not make you look like a stud. Ever.
In a computer lab, you know that the person sitting next to you is a computer lab n00b when: Her phone rang, but she didn't pick it up because she was listening to The Veronicas on her pink iPod nano. Trust me, I heard. Then it rang again. Guess what, she didn't bother to pick it up, because she was too busy listening to the Veronicas. Really, I heard.
So by this time, the whole lab was staring at her, and there she was, oblivious as ever to the fact that her Jamster ringtone is killing everyone in the lab. Eardrums are exploding, and add to the fact that it's the goddamn Veronicas playing through the earphones (yes, we can hear it through her small earphones.. it makes you wonder how loud can an Apple earphone be).. more than half the room had gone through cardiac shock by now. I can recall someone calling 911 and 000 for ambulance and the National Guard to destroy her phone and iPod, but it's too late, it's too late.
So by this time, the whole lab was staring at her, and there she was, oblivious as ever to the fact that her Jamster ringtone is killing everyone in the lab. Eardrums are exploding, and add to the fact that it's the goddamn Veronicas playing through the earphones (yes, we can hear it through her small earphones.. it makes you wonder how loud can an Apple earphone be).. more than half the room had gone through cardiac shock by now. I can recall someone calling 911 and 000 for ambulance and the National Guard to destroy her phone and iPod, but it's too late, it's too late.
Her phone rings again.
But this time she picks it up, and guess what she did? She just looked at it and put it back in her equally huge and obnoxious looking bag. Then as she walked out the room (she actually did leave), her phone rings again.
Speaking of huge and obnoxious looking bag, I have a tendency to laugh at guys with huge Country Road bags. I can't help it. I don't know, I don't know why. Especially if it's a small Asian kid.. with a huge Country Road bag. It doesn't make any sense. And looking at it makes me want to scream and laugh at the same time.
You are not a stud. You're just an Asian kid dressed in such a way that sometimes I get confused whether you're a guy or a half girl or even a girl. Drop the Country Road bag, shave your head, throw your Corona away, drink a pint of Guiness and go listen to some DragonForce.
Putra
5 comments:
Just the fact that she was listening to the Veronicas should be grounds enough for a mercy killing. But I digress. It's still better than people who listen and enjoy the full extent of their ringtone before picking the damn phone up. Now that's classic. Bah.
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ouch. controversial post.
one, dragon force doesnt make someone a man.
two, even herman li from dragon force has long hair and embrace his feminime side
three, there's nothing wrong to be slightly (or excessively) androginious. Alright, maybe not excessively.
four, stop me, before I sound to defensive.
oh and five...I dont have Country Road bag. Dont even know how it looks like. Take a photo next time.
those bags are everywhere.
and they're expensive too.
i just don't see the appeal.
Pepen! 3 assignments due in 2 weeks!
Exams start in less than 4 weeks!
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*stress*
That's why you're writing in a section called 'Complaints'.
And everytime anyone 'complaints' here, it inflates my ego.. at least I know someone is reading.
Did you know that I actually got my introduction while making that post? Damn straight. Haha.
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