Wednesday, 15 August 2007

There's a perfectly good reason why you're not to allowed to eat at a computer lab. The person sitting next to me is eating canned tuna out of a fucking can, and this is the sort of thing that can push me over the edge. And I gotta be honest here, I don't get irritated this often. Behind me is a mature age student (that's another term to describe really, really old people that tries to fit in with the younger folks at Uni. Just kidding, I love you grampa.), and as she tries to sit down, her chair collapses. How fucked up is that? And back to the tuna-eating mature age student.. goddammit she's still eating.. out of a can.. and there's another person beside me browsing a neon-colored Myspace profile, and pretty much everyone else in the room is looking at their facebooks.

Why does it have to be canned tuna? Why, God, why? Everybody knows it smells like shit. Especially when you're eating tuna straight out of the can in a goddamn computer lab. I mean, it ain't right. Eating a sandwich, that's fine. Fruits as well. But canned tuna.. it just makes you want to say.. what the hell?

There you go, you have just discovered one of the things that could annoy the hell out of me. Other than 13 year old Indonesian girls with more makeup than a shemale prostitute on a shady Bangkok street, mature age students eating tuna out of a can is right there on the list.

And by the way, PPIA RMIT is having an event called Kafe Art tomorrow night. There'll be bands, lame-ass attempt at parody humor and lotsa booze.

Ajeb ajeb.. ajeb ajeb.. ajeb ajeb.. ajeb ajeb.. dungstekdungstekdungstek..
taeah.

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