Saturday, 4 August 2007

"You maniacs! You blew it up!"

Watching the Planet of the Apes (2001) remake is a chore. It's excruciating. The dialogs, the "WTF?!" moments and that ridiculous kiss between a man and a monkey (Mark Wahlberg and an ape. Ooohhhhh bestiality!).. Oh God, it's too painful to watch. The only thing that kept me going was the insanely good makeup and costumes.. and of course, my anticipation to watch the film's twist ending. So the lead character ends up back on Earth, but it turns out that this version of Earth is populated by apes. Dirty, stinking apes. No more humans. They're all gone. Apes rule the Earth.

OHHHHH plot twist. There you go, I spoiled the ending, don't watch the movie.

So anyway, I found the ending for the 1960s version of the original Apes movie (the good one) in Youtube. There's nothing that you can't find there, except for porn. They have porntube for that.



Oh God.. I'm back. I'm home..All the time, it was..
We finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God..damn you all to hell!!
Classic.

1 comment:

Ogam said...

OOOOHH AKHIRNYA GW NGERTI HAHAHAHA

ini yg diparodiin di Family Guy kann? pas Quagmire kawin trus Peter ngasih kado kakinya patung Liberty soalnya Quagmire ada foot fetish trus Adam Westnya ngeliat patungnya, teriak2in kata2 yg persis sama ky di film ini hahahahah keren abiss