The Age says that it's only 23 degrees today. I think they're lying. It was so warm today, I was this close to snapping and throwing my camera down the toilet.
No, wrong analogy, I was this close to throwing my camera on the grill. You see, that's relevant and witty because I just went to this bbq. Penting.
But then I got home, where the air is relatively colder (Thank Jehovah for air conditioning; just kidding, I only have .. what do you call those? Fans. Yeah, fans), and I turned up the speaker, load Do Make Say Think on iTunes, and bam, I felt so much better.
But not really, no. Then I went to Facebook. I have this impulse to check on my Facebook every now and then. And by every now and then, I mean, every 5 minutes. But here's the thing right, Facebook is evil. It's bad for my ego and my self esteem. It's just, seeing that my lack of social life is reflected on a digital medium is just.. sad. You know how we have those internet nerds that stalks the interweb in mIRC? Would that count as a social life? I mean, I don't know.
While still on the topic of Facebook, I changed my primary photo to something that actually shows my (ridiculously ugly) face. This may come with repercussions, such as kids crying when they see my photo, or guys and girl throwing up (and crying afterwards), or middle-aged men suddenly dying from heart attack.
Oh you know, it happens, and I think they should use this photo of my face in Iraq. For counter-insurgency. They're gonna drop like flies.
It may be the weather, but I feel like throwing up. There is no correlation between those two, but when I realised that there's a possibility the next two years of my life is going to be hellish, then yes. I feel like throwing up.
Show me the toilet please, and hurry.
And no, trust me, it's not what you think it is. I have other reasons for why the next two years of my life is going to be like swimming in a river of shit.. and really, it's not because of what you think it is, it's not always about that. Think of it this way, I was supposed to graduate late next year. But then I had this bright idea, right, it goes something like "Oh, double degree! Cool!". Idiot.
n.b. I'm trying to cut down on the amount of inflammatory bitching, i.e. at other people, in this blog. But if you were wondering, this entry is not about you, and it never will (in the future, at least). I may have talked about other people in this blog, but really, that's what keeps this shit interesting, you know, with all the drama. So yes, apologies. Now stop reading my blog, and do what you were supposed to do. I.e. don't sit around in front of the computer all day and read people's blogs, it's not healthy. Oh tunggu, itu gw. Duduk di depan komputer, baca blog org. Haiyah.
No, wrong analogy, I was this close to throwing my camera on the grill. You see, that's relevant and witty because I just went to this bbq. Penting.
But then I got home, where the air is relatively colder (Thank Jehovah for air conditioning; just kidding, I only have .. what do you call those? Fans. Yeah, fans), and I turned up the speaker, load Do Make Say Think on iTunes, and bam, I felt so much better.
But not really, no. Then I went to Facebook. I have this impulse to check on my Facebook every now and then. And by every now and then, I mean, every 5 minutes. But here's the thing right, Facebook is evil. It's bad for my ego and my self esteem. It's just, seeing that my lack of social life is reflected on a digital medium is just.. sad. You know how we have those internet nerds that stalks the interweb in mIRC? Would that count as a social life? I mean, I don't know.
While still on the topic of Facebook, I changed my primary photo to something that actually shows my (ridiculously ugly) face. This may come with repercussions, such as kids crying when they see my photo, or guys and girl throwing up (and crying afterwards), or middle-aged men suddenly dying from heart attack.
Oh you know, it happens, and I think they should use this photo of my face in Iraq. For counter-insurgency. They're gonna drop like flies.
It may be the weather, but I feel like throwing up. There is no correlation between those two, but when I realised that there's a possibility the next two years of my life is going to be hellish, then yes. I feel like throwing up.
Show me the toilet please, and hurry.
And no, trust me, it's not what you think it is. I have other reasons for why the next two years of my life is going to be like swimming in a river of shit.. and really, it's not because of what you think it is, it's not always about that. Think of it this way, I was supposed to graduate late next year. But then I had this bright idea, right, it goes something like "Oh, double degree! Cool!". Idiot.
n.b. I'm trying to cut down on the amount of inflammatory bitching, i.e. at other people, in this blog. But if you were wondering, this entry is not about you, and it never will (in the future, at least). I may have talked about other people in this blog, but really, that's what keeps this shit interesting, you know, with all the drama. So yes, apologies. Now stop reading my blog, and do what you were supposed to do. I.e. don't sit around in front of the computer all day and read people's blogs, it's not healthy. Oh tunggu, itu gw. Duduk di depan komputer, baca blog org. Haiyah.
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