I lied when I said it's going to be a busy weekend. Of course I lied. I do not have a social life. That's what you wanted to hear huh? Huh? Assholes.

Jadi kemarin malem gw nyetir lewat Deplu. I had this urge to ram down like 15 motorcycles in front of me di tanjakan depan HI. Ooooooooh. Orgasmic. I didn't. I wish I did. One of these days, I will go to jail and get assfucked there, and all because I ram down a motorcycle with 3 babies onboard. You know how absurd that is? You know how I so want to run over a motorcycle with 3 babies onboard? You know the suffering I go through each time I see those fuckers on the road? You know how fucking absurd (.. end transmission)

the author destroyed his computer shortly after writing this entry.. he has turned into a.. *drumroll* zombie!

Ya ampun Jakarta.. what have you done to my sanity?

In other news..

I'm still sane. Kyknya. Sane enough to watch SUPERBAD. Akhirnya. Even though I started watching at 12 am, but it was totally worth it.

The whole movie is quotable, such as this line. (and I can put any goddamn quote I want because this is MY blog, if you don't like it, you can .. I don't know.. not.. read this blog)

Officer Michaels: "This jobs isn't really how y'know shows like CSI make it out to be. I mean when I first joined the force I assumed there was semen on everything! And there was some sort of semen database that had every bad guy's semen in it. There isn't! That doesn't exist! It'd be nice. Like that crime scene today; If the man had ejaculated and then punched you in the face, we would have a real good shot at catching him! But no.. just a punch in the face, no semen... Story of my life.."

Or..

Evan: I'm just sick of all the amateur stuff, y'know? I mean, like, if I'm paying top dollar I want a little production value, y'know like some editing, transition, something, some music...
Seth: Yeah well y'know, I'm sorry, Evan, that the Coen Brothers don't direct the porn that I watch. They're hard to get a hold of, okay?

Or..

Evan: "I mean just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff and just like wanted to see them. I mean, you know, that's the world I one day want to live in. "

Man, Superbad is so Superbadass.