I haven't blogged in a while. It's time for another thought-dump/random-post.

Alcohol turns me into a much smarter and wiser person. Therefore, when uni starts, I shall drink a pint before I go to my 9 am class. I predict that this will decrease my lifespan by about 50%, due to liver cancer, and it is likely that I will burn in hell for eternity. I can deal with that.

There's a lot of Indians (as in south Asians, not native Americans) in Melbourne. Trams are getting dirtier. Hmm. Correlating, correlating..

A new rule in my book. I call this my 97th commandment, written by my own amazing, amazing hands: Thou shalt not drink 6 cans of beer and go to sleep in a sleeping bag afterwards.

It is actually a funny story.

Where should I start?

I just got back from this geology field trip, which was excellent, and I seem to have consumed a massive, massive amount of alcohol during those 6 days. On my 3rd day there, I drank so much in less than an hour, and I got pretty trippy, or tipsy, whatever. I went to bed, got inside my sleeping bag, listened to my iPod.. snoozing, snoozing.. then my iPod fell down. Went to grab my iPod, got incredibly dizzy, and I threw up. All over my sleeping bag. A sleeping bag disturbs your mobility. Listen to me kids, do not get smashed and get into a position where your mobility is challenged, e.g. sleeping bag, coitus, etc.

Geology field trip was incredibly incredible (that was an entirely credible phrasing, so shut up). It's like a high school trip. With alcohol. Oh, and we actually went to Great Ocean Road. How about that.

Geology is excellent. I find rocks to be incredibly sexy. Oh limestone, you turn me on!

Know what's sexier than a group of striated, glacial sediments? Yvonne Strahovski.

I have a new year's resolution now. A bunch of 'em, actually. And they are all quite doable. Last year's resolution was to: "GO TO THE MOON". That wasn't exactly doable. Nor would it be particularly fun either.

Moomba water festival is coming up. So is Formula 1. And Melbourne International Comedy Festival. March is going to be really, really exciting. And you should come with me to all of these things. Come on everybody.

Soundwave is on the 29th of February. I am happy. Pretty much all of my favorite bands will be there. It's ridiculous. Ha. I am actually glad I didn't go to Big Day Out. Hmm. This is going to be excellent.

And I need a drink.