I was unlucky enough to tune in to the television when Big Brother was on. Big Brother makes me angry. There was this dialogue:

Incredibly old woman: So I was reading this article the other day about Caesarean section. You know, that's uh, when the woman gives birth the unnatural way, instead of, you know, the natural way.

Guy with annoying voice: Why did they call it the Caesarean?

Incredibly old woman: Because Julius Caesar was the first person born through Caesarean. (incorrect -ed)

Guy with annoying voice: Ooooh. Ok. So this was like a million years ago.

Incredibly old woman: Uh huh.

Guy with annoying voice: Or a few hundred years ago. Because uh, Julius Caesar was in Jesus' time. And that was two-hundred years ago.

Incredibly old woman: You mean two thousand.

Guy with annoying voice. No, two hundred. Wait.. yeah. Two thousand years ago.

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I'm out of words.