Fun Times at Job Interviews

Interviewer: So it says here that you like to play music.
Me: Yeah, I play the guitar.
Interviewer: So do you perform live or..
Me: Oh, no. No. We're .. not that good.

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Interviewer #1: So tell me why you decide to study Geometric Engineering and.. Geology.
Me: Geomatics Engineering. I, uh, I like maps. When I was seven, or nine, I can't remember, I had to make this 3d-map from paper scraps.. old newspaper.. and..
Interviewer #2: Peta timbul?
Me: Peta timbul. I knew then that I wanted to know how to make.. maps.
Interviewer #2: Interesting.
Me: Yes.
Interviewer #2: Not many people would want to do that.
Me: I know.

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(When filling a job application)

Q9. What are your reasons for applying for this position?
Because I like rocks.

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I love applying for vac work.