When people ask me if my job is fun, I’d say, fuck yes. You know why? Because we have free-flow snacks and infinite amount of coffee and milo. It’s fucking epic. Check this out, since this morning, I have smashed half a tin-can of meat-flavored crackers (shit, if you don’t think that’s awesome, you’re wrong.. anything meat-flavored is always awesome) and I drank, give or take, five cups of milo. I went straight to the loo afterwards. I took an epic number-two, and I listened to MGMT’s Electric Feel while I was at it. It was fucking epic. Did I mention that the toilet seat has a fucking bidet? Does your toilet seat have a bidet? I think not. Win.