I have come to the realisation that...

To be perfectly honest, moping sucks. It's perhaps one of my least-favorite activities, other than cleaning the bathroom or cooking stir-fried beef, because frankly, I suck at cooking stir-fried beef. If you ask me what could go wrong with cooking a pound of stir fried beef, well, heaps of things can go wrong. For starters, it could totally taste like utter shite. And I'd only know when it's in my mouth, because it would smell really nice, but ended up rather bland, and gives you that FUCK-ID-RATHER-GO-TO-KFC-IF-I-KNOW-THIS-IS-GOING-TO-HAPPEN feeling. Ever had that feeling? Me? All the time. That's why I stopped trying to cook stir fried beef, because, fuck I never got it right.

Pasta is much easier to cook. And I happen to make killer pastas from time to time. I can smash out a massive bowl of tasty penne with tuna, olives and pepper.. and rather quickly too. Switching to pasta was totally worth it. Aside from easier to cook and tastier, it happens to be pretty cheap too to prepare. And it doesn't has that much fat stuff in it, unlike rice. Rice sucks. I used to eat rice for dinner every night. You should look at me a year ago, I was a beast. Massive pot belly, chubby face, long hair. I look like that nasty kid from the little rascals or some shit. Fuck that. Nah, I think I'm getting thinner now. I noticed that I don't have a huge pot belly anymore. It is rather flat now, which is awesome.

Now I can fit myself into that lovely pair of Nudie jeans.

Just kidding.

Good night everyone, and oh, moping sucks. It totally is. I'm glad I got a guitar with me, but more on my mad guitar playing skillz later.