Ladies, look here.

What I look for in a girl:

Kind-hearted, independent, mature, can get along with my friends, religious, knows how to cook, knows how to do the laundry, funny, smart, attractive, sporty, kind (did I mention kind?), understands my joke, likeable, friendly, patient, funny (did I..? You know what, forget it) etc etc etc .. fuck that shit, dude. Here's why.

After I saw her for the first time, I know exactly what I want.

This.


Fuckin' A, son. I didn't regret that Sunday afternoon spent alone at home with a reasonably fast internet connection because everyone in my building is either at uni or outside actually enjoying the fantastic weather that day. But I chose to stay indoor and discover this beauty.

I may need to go out of the house more often. But fuck that.

And oh, the girl's name is Bailey. Bailey Room. Bailey's Room. Alright, I admit it. She's a mammary model.