I'm not bitter. But my imaginary friend is.
I have a grudge against many things. So many things. In fact, it's hard to keep track of all of them. Yes, this entry is starting to sound like a typical friendster blog.
You know, the ones that only has 2 entries. The ones where the author realised that he has a life outside of his computer. Most of the times, I don't think this is the case. Maybe they are as pathetic as me, in terms of not having a 'life', or whatever you kids are calling it nowadays. Whatever. Where was I?
Blogs. Friendster blogs. Well, maybe the author has better things to do other than typing shitty blog entries, such as this one. Or maybe, you know, he couldn't come up with anything to write about. Now this is the part that annoys me. If you're bored, why do you write 'Oh, I'm so bored. I have no life. I'm so bored. I don't have any friends. I'm so bored' as a blog entry? Are you doing it so that people will put comments on your blog entries saying things like: "omg me too im so bored lolololol". Also, if you're bored, please don't write about 'what I ate yesterday and where I went with my mom and how I crashed my car or how I'm so depressed I feel the need to write it into a blog entry so people I have not met in ages will type a comment and probably call me because really, I'm such a lonely lonely person and please please give comments on my blog. and please comment on my NEW HAIRCUT and NEW GLASSES LOLOLOLOL..kthxbai!'. Attention craving bastards. Oops. I smell hypocrisy. Oh, sorry. That's just me.
That's right. I'm an attention craving bastard (or Acratard). But at least I admit that I am an Acratard. Come on, eh.
Anyway, you could just write "PLZZ PUT UP COMMENTS PLZZ", and you'll get exactly the same response. Makes no difference. I mean, I would write a comment, but then it would be hypocritical of me. Ah fuck it, this is what I would write:
Nobody cares about what you had for lunch yesterday. Nobody. Not even your Mom. And oh, you will die alone. Jackass.
I've also realised that my English is not very good. But fuck that. Take a look at Borat. He's a friggin legend in English-speaking countries and his English is worse than an Australian sheep. Ok, that was a random statement. But whatever.
I was in the computer lab the other day, queueing in line for a computer. I needed the computer to access Google Earth, because my home internet is so slow, an Indonesian 28K dialup could run circle around it and be done before dinner time. Fascists. So anyway, I needed to use Google Earth to do this assignment, and there was this guy (with a Pure Hard Dance hoodie and pants that looks like its made out of safety vests) using a computer to watch youtube, write comments on Myspace, writing some sort of essay and still manages to tap his foot and bang his head sideways. What a wank. I mean, what's up with those PHD hoodie + safety vest pants combination? It looks like shit. Seriously, it should be banned from Melb Uni. It degrades the rest of us, especially the guys at the Department of Geomatics, because they're using safety vests as pants. I don't know why it's degrading. But whatever. PHD hoodie = the sux. And oh, wtf is up with browsing Myspace on the Education Centre's Computer Lab? Huh? HUH? I need to do my assignment, jackass, so quit jerking off to underage myspace girls and give me my goddamn computer!!!
Meh.
Putra
You know, the ones that only has 2 entries. The ones where the author realised that he has a life outside of his computer. Most of the times, I don't think this is the case. Maybe they are as pathetic as me, in terms of not having a 'life', or whatever you kids are calling it nowadays. Whatever. Where was I?
Blogs. Friendster blogs. Well, maybe the author has better things to do other than typing shitty blog entries, such as this one. Or maybe, you know, he couldn't come up with anything to write about. Now this is the part that annoys me. If you're bored, why do you write 'Oh, I'm so bored. I have no life. I'm so bored. I don't have any friends. I'm so bored' as a blog entry? Are you doing it so that people will put comments on your blog entries saying things like: "omg me too im so bored lolololol". Also, if you're bored, please don't write about 'what I ate yesterday and where I went with my mom and how I crashed my car or how I'm so depressed I feel the need to write it into a blog entry so people I have not met in ages will type a comment and probably call me because really, I'm such a lonely lonely person and please please give comments on my blog. and please comment on my NEW HAIRCUT and NEW GLASSES LOLOLOLOL..kthxbai!'. Attention craving bastards. Oops. I smell hypocrisy. Oh, sorry. That's just me.
That's right. I'm an attention craving bastard (or Acratard). But at least I admit that I am an Acratard. Come on, eh.
Anyway, you could just write "PLZZ PUT UP COMMENTS PLZZ", and you'll get exactly the same response. Makes no difference. I mean, I would write a comment, but then it would be hypocritical of me. Ah fuck it, this is what I would write:
Nobody cares about what you had for lunch yesterday. Nobody. Not even your Mom. And oh, you will die alone. Jackass.
I've also realised that my English is not very good. But fuck that. Take a look at Borat. He's a friggin legend in English-speaking countries and his English is worse than an Australian sheep. Ok, that was a random statement. But whatever.
I was in the computer lab the other day, queueing in line for a computer. I needed the computer to access Google Earth, because my home internet is so slow, an Indonesian 28K dialup could run circle around it and be done before dinner time. Fascists. So anyway, I needed to use Google Earth to do this assignment, and there was this guy (with a Pure Hard Dance hoodie and pants that looks like its made out of safety vests) using a computer to watch youtube, write comments on Myspace, writing some sort of essay and still manages to tap his foot and bang his head sideways. What a wank. I mean, what's up with those PHD hoodie + safety vest pants combination? It looks like shit. Seriously, it should be banned from Melb Uni. It degrades the rest of us, especially the guys at the Department of Geomatics, because they're using safety vests as pants. I don't know why it's degrading. But whatever. PHD hoodie = the sux. And oh, wtf is up with browsing Myspace on the Education Centre's Computer Lab? Huh? HUH? I need to do my assignment, jackass, so quit jerking off to underage myspace girls and give me my goddamn computer!!!
Meh.
Putra
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1 comment:
u should rant about twitter :D
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