My social skills sucks.

I am socially awkward. Hmm. Let's rephrase that statement; I became awkward whenever I'm around people, and faced with the prospect of socialising with someone.

Ok, maybe not all the time. But it is true that I'm a bit.. dodgy, whenever I'm around people. Maybe it's because I hate people. Ooh, ahh. I'm an emo kid, I hate people. Ooh, ahh. I'm just bidding my time, waiting for a chance to hit someone in the head. With a hammer. Ooh, Ahh. Hmm.

So yesterday I passed this guy in the hallway, right. I knew this guy. I mean, we hung out together. We even talked until 2 AM in the morning, talking about aspirations and dreams.. and our fears.. oh, he was a wonderful conversationist. What a guy. Sigh.

Ok, all that gayness aside, I passed this guy in the hallway right, and naturally, I tried to start a greeting-call that is commonly used by humans when they walked by each other in a hallway. So I waved my arm, roughly at a length of around 15 centimetres from my head, and I nod my head, to signify the common human greeting of "Hello".

Guess what? The bastard forgot who I was! In fact, he didn't notice me doing that macho-salutation thing. Man, I hate human greeting techniques. Can't we just send telepathic messages at each other?

And here's another one. There's this extremely hhh..ot girl at my Management tute. And by extremely hot, I mean: whoo, Goddamned, brother! Everytime she said hi, everything turned into slow motion, which is really cool. And oh, she doesn't have to say hi to me, just 'hi' to anyone, and it's enough for my slow-motion thing to start.

It's a bit like when JD (from Scrubs, the greatest tv show ever) sees a hot girl, and he goes into this slow motion thing. Except that I'm cooler than JD.

So we were talking about the lectures, right (that's pretty much the only thing we can talk about. Dammit!), and she was asking me if she can borrow my lecture notes. I said, in a manly voice: "Hell yeah, baby". But she's like: "Can I borrow them now?". Then I said: "Can't, I have to go to the lecture after this [stupid answer! I should've said yes!]".

Now here comes the good part: "Well.. are you going to do study on the weekend?".

Naturally, when a guy is staring at a female breast, he will think of nothing BUT the girl. So I said:

"Uh.. No.. of course not" [in my head: "oh, she's gonna ask me out, she's gonna ask me out!"]
"Ok, can I borrow your book then?"
"..No"

You may laugh.

Man, I hate my social skills.

p.s. Oh, the girl, she's from Jkt. Which is totally awesome.