Myspace: a place for 'friends', rant #1.

I need a drink. Browsing Friendster and Myspace at the moment you got up from bed is a bad, bad a idea. Imagine, if you will: Neon colored page, embedded photos of a 16 year old teenager getting wasted at a party and a media player churning out the worst music there is. Imagine a stereo playing two music at the same time; Paris Hilton's and pseudo-hardcore music that kids nowadays call 'screamo'. And repeat that for all of Myspace's residents.. then it should start getting to you. You know, the annoyance, the omg-I-feel-like-blowing-up-the-world feeling.

You might ask, if I'm so annoyed, then why in the world AM I BROWSING IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Ok, jeez, don't go all caps on me..

I guess it's because (you saw this coming), Myspace's emo girls are hot. Especially those Thailand emo girls. Brr.

Note that I was looking at the vocalist, which is a girl. But then I remember a conversation with a friend who just got back from Thailand for holidays.

"So uh, where did you stay?"
"Oh, it's this backpacker hotel. Good price. And oh, there's hookers everywhere bro. Friggin' hookers"
"Ok.. hookers. Hot, Thailand girls, I presume?"
"Nah bro. Boys, most of them underage"
*I barfed*

So maybe, maybe, there are no girls in Thailand. So how do they reproduce? I guess they have perfected the art and science of cloning! Yessir, one ladyboy coming up!