This is a call for prospective date-seekers; blind, paraplegic and midgets alike.

I was just thinking that maybe I want to have a girlfriend.

Sorry, bad English there.

Anyway, I was just thinking that it would be awesome for me to have a girlfriend right now. But then I thought, nobody would want to go out with a cynical, perverted and nihilist bastard.

I doubt anyone would want to go out with a guy that laughs at religious people.

My ex girlfriends must have been blind, stupid and full of lust. Agreeing to make out with me wast probably the worst decision that they ever made. Other than the fact that one of them now regularly sucks cocks for pleasure, then agreeing to go out with me must have been an absolutely stupid decision.

If anyone's interested, please drop a line. Ta. Join the club of retards who fell for me (back when I still had my charm. Ha!).. it'll be a lot of fun. Wheee.