I'm thinking of replacing my snoozer with a fire alarm

Here's a great way to start your first day of uni: light up a fire alarm in the early hours of the morning, so everyone will be wide awake by the time their classes starts.

That is a noble goal, and apparently one that a jackass does this morning to wake up the entire college square. Asians in pyjamas are not amusing. Because they have a tendency to cast evil eyes down at ya when they're rudely awakened in the early hours of the morning. Evil.. evil eyes.

So there has been a total of 3 fire alarms since yesterday. Those water sprinklers should have been activated before the alarm sounded. That way, we shouldn't have been evacuated in the first place. You know, let the sprinklers does it job, douse the flames, and we can go back inside. Or whatever.

As for me, I'm just buggered after realising that I haven't done much during this winter break. The only thing that's improved is my waist size; it's gotten much bigger. Hmm.

Go ahead, touch my belly.