Epiphany # 1:

Not taking a shower in the morning makes my hair looks incredibly awesome. It has something to do with the accumulation of natural-wax that can turn my otherwise-flat and shitty hair to something incredibly, incredibly awesome.

I know it's winter, and it's 12 degrees outside. But I shall wear my aviator and sherpa hat when I go outside. Just because I can. And how is that relevant to the previous paragraph? Ha, that was a trick question. It isn't.