I got 5 hours to kill before my first paper. Should I spend the next 5 hours trying to get a) some decent sleep, b) a healthy dose of entertainment or c) studying?

How about a COMBINATION of those three options. Fuck yeah I'm a genius! It's doable, it's doable. I can get a bunch of mini-naps, play my guitar while taking a break, and reading my revision notes in between those things. *throws fist in the air* Yeah!

As I was saying to a friend earlier today, "this exam is going to be either really, really easy or incredibly hard, like the hard-on I'm having right now, knowing that I could ace this test like a porn star acing 2 eighteen-year old female actors at the same time, that is, if the aforementioned exam is actually going to be really easy, not hard. I'm hard."