This is hilarious.



It reminds me of this story a friend of mine told me the other day. So he was taking a walk, and he passed this really, really attractive girl. Just before they passed each other, this friend of mine thought to himself: "Oh, she must smell really nice". Now, before you say anything, and I know you want to, most men does this. I think. So anyway, they passed each other, and... yes, I know you've seen this coming... she didn't smell that nice. It is fair to expect that this attractive female is to smell like Venus. Like, you know, nice. Perfumes, cologne, etc. But no. It's like Satan showing up with a container full of rotting sinners from the bottom of Heck itself. It's like a sewage pipe just erupted right where.. well, you get the idea.

I might have exaggerated some parts of the story. But yes, you get the idea.