I will not shave my facial hair until 2009. Or maybe, maybe.. even longer than that. I want to see how long I can grow this thing. As of this moment, it's looking rather shoddy. You see, there is a difference in growth rate between the right and left side of the facial-hair-growing-complex. Ergo, my left-hand side grows much faster than the right one, resulting in what I call a Temporary Growth Lapse, or TGL for short. Why temporary? Because I believe if I let it (and by it, I mean, hair, and by hair, I mean facial hair) linger in my face for long enough, the growth rate will synchronize over time, and thus resulting in an epic/legendary full beard and mo'. For the ladies: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some business to attend to; Namely, my underwater mapping extravaganza. Booyah.

And oh, Merry Christmas.