I once told a friend that I don't like Harry Potter because I think it's boring and too weird for my taste. The next day, he and his friends refuses to talk to me for the whole day. I once told an online-friend that I have a thing for this girl. Word gets around, somehow my hotmail address got hacked, and my MSN screen name was changed to "I-want-to-fuck-(insert girl's name)-real-bad". I went a little crazy for a while after that. Also, one time, a couple of guys caught me jerking off to a photo of Christina Aguilera. Which is not a bad thing, but the jerking off part.. that's pretty bad..

Moral of the story is, gossip kills. It's bad. But it makes you proud. Because at least people know who you are. In a bad way. Ha.

Hmm. Pass the Djarums stuff, please.